Physics Jokes For D Day

Questions arising from Physics questions
All these physics teachers go just de ask us questions with incomplete story

A bullet running with a speed of 40ms hits a body...
My question is
1. Who shoot d gun?
2. Which kind gun Pestle or Ak?
3. Which body e hit? D person still de alive Why you no tell am to wear bullet prove

A car running at a speed of 120kms...
1. Which kind car?
2. Who de drive am?
3. Watin come make am de speed like that? Na thief De pursue am?
4. Na for Which road??

A body under free fall from d top of two storey building 50m high what is the...

Shoo! This body no de fear Oh! Them no even pay am for d fall na free fall

Two bodies with equal velocity collide! What is the...

Na wa Oh! The body Don turn two? Who push them? Why them no Dodge?

Please add yours!